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2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents? Man that's Ludacris I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life. It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you! Don't tell a secrets in a cornfield. There a too many ears Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? Why do you drive down a parkway but park in a driveway? fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds. I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork. Why does no one on icarly have a dad? I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing. Why is everything delivered by a ship called cargo but if it's delivered by a car it's a shipment? Man delivers load of bubblewrap. Where do you want this he asks. Just pop it in the corner was the reply. I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later. "When I die, I want my tombstone to be a WiFi hotspot......that way people visit more often." Why do they call it a hot water heater when you don't have to heat hot water? What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
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